Latin American Executives Let It Mellow

I recently found myself at a high profile executive hosting facility in Minnesota. High level tech executives from all over Latin America were being briefed on various technologies. International etiquette being the generic phenom it is - pleated khakis and tucked in shirts - I fully did not expect to see what I saw in the mens' room.

All three adult urinals were letting the yellow mellow! Yes - and it wasn't the uptight, germophobic Minnesotans leading the way I'm quite certain. This was the consensus of the Latin American executive class. Apparently water conservation being what it is - fundamentally important - the issue has even penetrated the highest ranks of Latin American society. Go figure. Middle class America could be so progressive.

I gave the lil boys porcelain a similar hue and left all four urinals united.

Incident report approximately last week after Georgia.